I just found out that according to official government standards, I am living below the "poverty line."
Send money now! Think of a number and double it, my boyfriend's a two-bit jobless crumb-bum!*
*(this is not remotely true. He is at least eight-bit and his bum is not, and never has been, a crumb)
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It turns out I'm pretty much on the poverty line. Hooray! So long as I can eat and have adequate clothing and health care, I figure I'm doing okay.
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