is coming in from across the globe! Read what the trades have to say:
"A soporific abomination!" - KRM Times
"More fun than anal bleaching, but only if you're incredibly drunk!" - Katie Today!
"They've taken the depth, the fragility, the subtlety, the superb characterisation and precise thematic perfection of the miniseries and turned it into cinematic pabulum." - The Congolian Telegraph
"I can't believe Sebastian and Charles kiss. Or that Sebastian screams at Charles that he was only using him to get to his sister. Or that Julia screams at Charles that he was only using her to get to Brideshead. Or that Julia paraphrases the GK Chesterton line about twitching thread and they try to pass it off as her own creation. Or that Charles spends half the movie claiming to be agnostic when the whole point is that he's an adamant fucking atheist!" -Katrina Weekly
"A young woman today exploded in her bed whilst considering the horrors of watching the new film version of Brideshead Revisited. Miss Conaglen, 24, is survived by a stuffed pig named Wilfred. They were not married, but have been snuggling pretty closely of late." - Guardian Weekly.
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